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[Jul. 16th, 2008|01:09 pm] |
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| |  hopeful | ] |
i sure hope the winds of change are upon me.
i want an orange living room. |
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[Jun. 18th, 2008|08:14 am] |
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| |  grumped by scanning | ] |
all motivation for this place is gone.
maybe i just need a good sleeping.
doubtful. |
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| CUBE |
[Jun. 6th, 2008|11:49 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  impatient | ] |
have you ever seen the movie Cube?
or the second Cube (whatever the real title is for it)?
(there is now a 3rd cube....i havent seen it yet though...i kinda want to even though im sure it is pretty lame)
ANYWAY
whenever i write cube of doom or doom cube or cubic hell or basically anything about my work cube......i think of those movies.
i wonder if the writer was inspired by his hate of working in a cubicle?
i would say that it is pretty possible.
all the people that you have to work with to solve problems that you dont like.
and then you wish that they would just go away (in the film's case....die).
and you are just working and working in annoyance and troubles and confusion, working to try and get out of that damn cube!!!
AND FOR WHAT?!!?!?
in the end....it amounts to nothing.
a giant black abyss!
perhaps i am just pasting my own feelings on the poor movie.
what do you think? |
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| effing psycho cats wake me up at 4am!!! |
[May. 28th, 2008|08:14 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | lame werk | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  chomping on cheerios | ] |
| [ | music |
| | gay elevator trumpet | ] |
my first timanniversary was monday.
it is weird that we have been married a year.
my sister sent us a really funny card.
the front had a picture of two fish with googly eyes and it said
"its amazing that you two are still all googly eyed for each other"
and then the inside said
"or maybe it is because you need bifocals"
okay...so this just as a card is funny
but the funniest part about it is that last friday was bifocal day
and we celebrated (i celebrated by giving him a rose)
okay...so why were we celebrating bifocal day?
only because it was the day after boogy woogy day,
which was the day i gave him his timanniversary present secretly
(although i had been wanting to get him this present for a few months)
we had decided on no presents for each other on our anniversary
so i tricked him and we celebrated boogy woogy day.
....
uhhhh....i want a scone.
the end. |
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| whoa! |
[May. 13th, 2008|10:18 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | cube o doom | ] |
| [ | music |
| | beatles on the elevator station | ] |
whoa crazy saturday!
i saw one of the olson twins in williamstown (wtf?) at this EXTREMELY ritzy art store.
why one of the olson twins?
why not someone awesome?
like.....danny glover
or jet li
or angelica houston
ooooooooor NOT AN OLSON TWIN!
the only famous person i have ever seen on the streets
and its someone LAME!
UH!
also...
i saw an illegal imigrant bust
the mexican dude got cuffed
and a tow truck was taking his car away
also...
i saw this teenager band that EVERYBODY in the band AND some of their "fans" all looked like Perry Farrel...um....
LAME!
that was also in williamstown.
they wernt even playing
just standing there
except the harmonica man
yeah.....so that was all saturday.
my sims town is now a 5 star town!
i have to build a monument.
if i could just eat fish for dinner everyday i would.
ive started hard mode on guitar hero and beat foghat and pat benetar
poison was too annoying and i lost on purpose.
looks like social d for me.
alice is talking to her daughter on the phone about how birth control makes your skin spotty if your in the sun
she also told her to get plastic surgery if she is unhappy about something
oi! i cant take this place!
at least i got my jess back.
actually i got 2 jessicas back yesterday.
and i drank a "coffee" this morning.
i better go work.
i wish i could move to spain or italy where work isnt number 1 priority in life.
also siestas would be great!
and a whole month off of work.
i would never get bored!
i want to buy a house.
my landlady keeps shutting off the heat
which takes away the hot water.
i havent been able to do the dishes in 2 days.
at least we have hot wate ri nthe morning so i can take a shower.
i would be an angry zombie ann if i couldnt take a shower in the am.
also lots of people would die.
anyways
LEAVE THE DAMN HEAT ON!!!!
we turn it down to 60 when we go to work and sleep (which is effing 3/4 of the day!)
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i want dan back =(
okay work for real this time.
what a ramble!
peace! |
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| hahahaha creepo fish cracks me up hard core |
[May. 9th, 2008|08:21 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | doomsday cube | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  irritated | ] |
| [ | music |
| | country song elevator style *throw up* | ] |
good thing it is friday!
it is really hard not killing people at work.
at least i dont have a headache today!
first day in like 3 weeks!
apparently i really like exclamation points today.
freakin lee
i need to do my work
step away from my computer
effin creepo fish
scotland PA for movie madness night
which is not so mad
just regular
also
swordfish for dinner
i sure like my cherry apron!
seriously...its 8:25 and im already more bored than hell
i havent had a coffee allllll week.
i need one today.
just cause it taste good.
it might also help to cool the urge to kill people.
(i wouldnt really kill anybody.....maybe)
canadian out! ooooot! |
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| quick! break fast or smash! |
[May. 7th, 2008|08:04 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | cube of doom | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | i want to play video games! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | nada | ] |
yuk!
i hate when i accidently swallow a watermelon seed.
gross slimy little bugger! |
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| twins! |
[May. 5th, 2008|12:33 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | cubichell | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  headache | ] |
| [ | music |
| | nothing right now | ] |
so 3 or 4 people in my lifetime have told me that i look like molly ringwald
i never believed it
i dont have red hair
or freckles
i also dont wear crazy 80's geek/mod clothing
however, yesterday maybe changed my mind...
so i was at my in laws for the usual sunday dinner
and my father in law just randomly says
you know who looks like ann?
and we were all like
who?
and he says
molly ringwald
and tim and i burst out laughing
cause 1) other people have said that
2) how does he know molly ringwald? (he isnt much into pop culture AND he has NEVER made a comment like that before)
basically
i look like molly ringwald? |
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| i wish i worked in the caff....then i could play with knives |
[May. 2nd, 2008|10:07 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | cubic doom | ] |
| [ | mood |
| | aggravated | ] |
| [ | music |
| | nothing as of yet | ] |
i really want to play whack a mole
or take a nap
you can call it a nap if it is before normal noon nap time right?
i hate when programs go down at work
you have nothing to do for like 10 hours while they are fixing it
and then once its fixed you are 10 hours behind and cry cry cry 96 tears because how the hell are you going to catch up without working 10 hours of OT that you dont even get time 1/2 for?
BULLSHIT!
this job has made me such an impatient person
and way more hostile than i used to be
perhaps im losing my hippie edge because of it?
fuckers! |
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| seriously...vera bradley isnt hip to me |
[Apr. 23rd, 2008|11:47 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | cubic doom | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  impatient for lunch | ] |
| [ | music |
| | frank sinatra in elevator style | ] |
i dont really have anything to write
im just really excited about all the upcoming events
like:
friday!
which consists of:
probably a really fun day at work especially after 1
shopping with jess
jess' house
jess' puppy
jess' b party
gold dust potion (perhaps i will bring a flask....TO WORK! aaaahahahaha)
limo
whatever the hell that place is called that we are going to eat at
slumber party
saturday!
eyebrows
haircut (hopefully)
northampton with my timsters
....hopefully no hangover
sunday!
i need to start the garden and compost pile
MUDDY MUDDY MUDDY
also.....more adventures with timster and the lobster claw 3
burritos for lunch
and jo ann later
i need to make some time to make my dress
edit that onto sunday
mmm ice cream sundae
oh yeah
tacos tomorrow night at the na pizza company
mmmm zac tacos
seriously! i would not pay 50 dollars for a purse unless it was the coolest most awesome purse in all the world and i would never buy another one after that.
sick. like bad.
PEACE! |
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| i cant stop laughing at the dorkwadsness!!!!!!!!! |
[Apr. 21st, 2008|11:45 am] |
uh...hello
all i can smell is giant black permanent marker.
the crazy thing is.
i used it like 2 hours ago!
im going to try to make a dress for jess' wedding
no pattern though
all scratch!
who wants to make me some lemon mering pie?
any volunteers? huh huh huh?
(jessica!)
i cant be left alone!!!
maybe i should be sick for a week
yeah yeah.....i think that sounds like a great plan
mono gets you out of everything
so....NO ONE SHARE DRINKS WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE MONO!!!
seriously though
my patience is -890746802890349065 if its just me
blech!
homicide!
good thing jess is getting married
she will get lots of present money to bail me out of jail with!
ramble over and out! |
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| pffft rambles |
[Apr. 16th, 2008|11:57 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | werk o tron | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  amused by myself | ] |
| [ | music |
| | stomach sloshing from too much water consumption | ] |
HOLY FUNNY STORY!!!
so (i think it was in england)
there was this woman who walked by a van and saw a dark shadow in the back
she called the cops and said somebody was breaking into this van
(note that she did not know who the van belonged to.....its just a random van in a parking lot)
so the cops came and checked it out
they shouted to the dark shadow in the van to come out with his hands up
no one came out
the cops called in the swat team
the swat team surrounded the van
they busted through the back doors to where the dark shadow was
and you know what they found?
A GIANT STUFFED ANIMAL BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
i bet they felt like morons
and what's with that lady?
too funny!
so what am i sick of?
people coming to work who are basically dying and coughing junk everywhere.
finally they infected me.....
jerks
what is so bad about taking a sick day?
why cant they be courteous enough to stay home and get better so they dont make other people sick?
anyway
i stayed home yesterday
sudafed makes me so drowsy
and then espresso makes my heart all crazy
this is the closest i will ever be to being drunk at work
...maybe...i cant speak for the future
this past weekend was MAD fun
we went to north hampton
did the normal things
AND SAW BILCAL!
still exactly the same
like a breath of fresh air
and then tim and i sat outside ravens and i played my tin whistle and we drank coffee stuff and ate dark chocolate coconut clusters until 7:45
then we drove around looking for the bowling alley we were to meet jess and phill at
*shakes fist at new lame name of bowling alley*
i won the first game with a 130
and drank 3 shots of gold with a straw
which the bartender definitely dug
(jess secretly dug it too.......it so made her fall in love with me even more *snickersnicker*)
i lost the second game by A LOT
and then we played air hockey
and i hit jess in the stomach with the puck
and then we played DDR
and it sucked
but its cool
cause at least we sucked with style (not really)
also
jess and phill have a friend named troy
who reminds me of fat matt beers and tom cruise mixed together
he likes his bike helmet a lot
speaking of bike helmet
there is this awesome african dude that lives down the road from us
he bikes (like pedal bike) EVERYWHERE
he is pretty intense about it without doing the whole spandex thing
tim and i were walking home from the pizza CO and we saw him outside raking leaves at 9 o clock with his helmet on.
it was great.
i think i like him so much though cause he reminds me of this wicked cute little african kid who was like 8 with a purple tie dye shirt on and no shoes lying on the red couch at the spot drinking from a straw that i saw like 2 summers ago
i wish that kid was mine
i bet he wears capes
uh
THE END! (yes....like that cartoon the end of the world.....fucking kangaroos) |
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| stop snuffing the torch! |
[Apr. 9th, 2008|08:18 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | doom cube | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  disappointed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | junk | ] |
the olympic protesters are really pissing me off!
they are missing the big picture of the olympics.
it doesnt matter where they are held.
its about a unity and camaraderie of people from all around the world
having fun and supporting the games is what its about.
the protesters are embarrassing me.
fucking hypocrites. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 8th, 2008|12:24 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | work | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  enraged | ] |
| [ | music |
| | nothing | ] |
im pissed that i felt the need to explain myself
i wish i didnt
im sick of people trying to decipher what i write
and then applying it to their own self centered insecurities
if they actually knew me, they would know that i write about myself and the things i do
i write about my own personal gripes with life in metaphors and fragments
so stop blaming me
and if you think im lying
fuck you and your mistrusting minds
i dont want friends who make me feel like shit for something
i didnt do, say, or think. |
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| shoot em up games |
[Apr. 6th, 2008|10:10 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | compugamelibrary | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  full...of banana bread | ] |
| [ | music |
| | helicopters and guns | ] |
no crap fool..it was an inside joke...fool
(that was a message from tim pertaining to whomever (even though i know who) left that comment on the last entry)
i dont want to explain the inside joke, but i will...because it is funny (to me anyway)
while on the voyage to the mall i kept trying to tell stories
but was always getting distracted cause i was fuzzy and buzzy
and i said i feel like i have ocd
and jess was like what?
and i was like no no no not that the thing with the ritalin
and then she knew what i meant and made fun of me for not knowing my acronyms (for 2 days....possibly more this week)
see inside joke....cause its not so funny if you wernt there.
today we went to the red bucket sugar shack
jess knew i was coming and made pumpkin pancakes a special
actually she didnt know we were coming
she willed me with the power of pumpkin pancakes
which were delicious
and chocolate chippy
and mad great bacon
and adam's dad is a HOOT
and his mom shared a donut with us
and adam had on a funny hat
i hope jess got to see that hat
it was priceless
PRICELESS I SAY!
now im going to play video games
NES style
PEACE!
ps - your anonymity is bullshit |
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| red aliens are EVIL! EVVVVIIIILLLLL!!!!!! |
[Apr. 4th, 2008|10:36 am] |
hahahahahaha
i have OCD
aka
that disease like thing that kids take ritalin for
hahahaha
every ann in the 99 getting tipsy
what? what?
yeah, so jess and i had a girls night out
it was wicked fun
we went to the 99 and sat at the bar for a few hours
and missed the movie we wanted to see
so we went to the arcade instead
and smashed up green aliens
and stepped on spiders
and i got a harmonica
and jess got 2 chinese finger traps
and i was OCD |
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| barf o rama |
[Apr. 2nd, 2008|12:00 pm] |
yuck!!!
the smell of Alice's food ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT TO THROW UP
if only my cube were 4 walls of steel
with 10 deadbolt locks
and it has to be soundproof
this music is shit |
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| mad max and jack of clubs |
[Apr. 1st, 2008|10:16 am] |
i cant stop feeling so nostalgic about my old life
not that ive started out fresh
i suppose its just a higher platform
or just a different platform
basically
i really miss how my life was in high school
i really miss the unstructured structure
i really miss the activity
i really miss the fun
i really really miss the people who have known me since i was 5
its a sort of comfort that doesnt come from anywhere else
i miss the growth together
now its all just catching up and reminiscing
growing up is such a downer
and im having a lawn mowing day
some days being an introvert gets tiring
and some days i am completely against punctuation
and i like my bosses clothes today
it reminds me of early 90s kens clothes before he turned metro and lame
not that metro equals lame
okay...maybe it does
lame metros. |
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| to fly shy shy i do i hush hush and dont turn around....whoaohoh....we're sneakin outta town ohohoh |
[Mar. 28th, 2008|11:33 am] |
okay so wednesday i had 2 double expresso with super lots of chocolate lattes.
for those who don't know me really well....well....i really hate coffee stuff. HOWEVER these were soooooo good. i think its because of my mudslide addiction. kaluah is slowly building up my tolerance for coffee products.
anyway. i got mad jittery. it was great. before lunch i was dead. after lunch i was an efficient psychopathic workaholic. what was best about it was that i never crashed. probably because when i got home i worked out on my new minitrampoline with mia finnegan (jog it out!.....push it out!......jack it up!.......jog it out!), so then i got the whole working out high, and then by the time that wore off, i was hitting my third overtired wind. too bad everyday couldnt be like that a?
i got a new wii game yesterday.
it is called my sims.
i am in love with it. a nice break from harvest moon.
there is actually a point to it....unlike normal sims (which is still cool)
basically you move into this town and then you build it up and have people move in by making the town better and awesome.
my favorite part in normal sims is designing stuff and thats what you do like the wholet time in this sims game.
yeah! simming! way more productive and fun than work.
i cant wait to get home!
and its friday!
which means not an 11 o'clock bedtime!
so whats the plan?
trampoline...dinner...sims...mudslide...sims...sims...sims...bedtime
and alllllllllllllll sunday sims
and no cake!
so jess picked out a card for all my co workers to sign. its so punny.
ive become such a fan of really lame puns. here is what the card says:
we herd you were celebrating a birthday!! (5 cows on front. one is dancing with a partyhat on and balloons....the other 4 just have astonished looks on their faces.)
and then the inside says party pasture bedtime!
and this older lady wrote "Have a great day! 'Pasture' bedtime or not!"
hahaha its great she used the pun.
my boss called me a grandma in the card. what does that make him?
a dinosaur? oooooh snap son! hahaha sam is great though.
okay i have made up my mind.
jess really is a bad influence on me.
i want another one of those damn milkshakes i had yesterday.
more coffee junk.
bad jess!
yay it stopped snowing!
(back when i was a kid, we never had this slush stuff....its terrible!)
(hahaha...........thats what an older lady coworker said.....like 56 times this winter!)
can you tell im bored?
im super rambling.
it happens.
PEANUTBUTTER JELLY FOR LUUUUNCH!
okay i'll bust out now.
PEACE MAGNETS! |
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